I was working at the salon one Sunday, and this blonde haired woman walks in. She has a nice coat on and her nails are done. She looks like she has money, but there’s some mileage on that face. She’s never been to the salon before so I have her fill out the consent form. I ask her how she heard about us and she said she just googled tanning in Philly.
“I see you’re from Chicago. What brought you to our fine city?”
“Just visiting friends.”
She says she looked on our website and saw that we have something called a “double dip’. That’s where for $29.95 you can do a spray tan and a UV tan. She wants that. I ask her what she’d like to do first. (Everybody has their preference) She says she wants to do the stand up bed for the full nine minutes and then do the spray on the level three bronze. (That’s the darkest)
She pays me and I set up the sessions. She goes into the stand up room first.
Whenever we get someone from out-of-town on a weekend that comes in for one session I always eyeball them if I get a vibe. But this lady was making my spider sense tingle. So while she was in the booth I figured I do some sniffing around on the internet.
I googled her name in Chicago.
I googled her address in Chicago.
I knew something was up with her. I googled her cell number.
It took me to a page where there were several professionally photographed (and retouched) photos of a topless blonde that looked like the lady in the sun bed.
It also had this nice little bio:
Real pics! If it’s not me, It’s free
I am a gorgeous, sophisticated and uninhibited young girl who adores spoiling! Hello Gentlemen I am Claire. I am a sexy, seductive, beautiful girl who just loves to pamper and please. I love to turn fantasies into reality, and can accommodate all of your needs, wants and desires. Relax and unwind in an upscale personalized setting, and embrace my sensual touch that becomes sweetly erotic in the heat of my passion. Allow me to seduce you with my flirtatious smile, smooth soft skin and insanely hot body! Drift into a state of pure relaxation. Expect extreme arousal and comfortable throughout your entire experience as it will feel like your girlfriend is along side you attending to your every desire. Treat yourself to an hour or two of pure indulgence! I will be the Girlfriend of your dreams and your Perfect Companion. Call today to arrange some quality time with me. I will answer your call and I will be very discreet. I do in call and out calls only to selected upscale hotels BRIEF ENCOUNTERS 1 hour in $350 out $400 2 hours $700 A brief escape, yet with plenty of time to relax, both body and mind. LUNCH/DINNER DATE Up to 4 hours $1200 Let’s arouse the senses over a delicious meal followed by an even more exquisite dessert… THE EVENING Up to 6 hours $1800 Indulge in the city’s vibrant nightlife and get caught up in the moment with me. THE NIGHT Up to 16 hours $3000 The night holds nearly endless possibilities. Let’s explore. EXTENDED TIME (Price upon request) What did you have in mind? I am intrigued…! My rates reflect my preference of quality over quantity and are therefore non-negotiable.Your privacy is important to me and your details will never be shared. Mutual discretion is expected and honored at all times. Due to safety reason I am not able to see you unless you can provide me with the requested details. Claire
|Available To:||Men, Women, Groups, Couples|
|Location:||Tyron’s corner, DuPont circle|
|real photo||Yes||photo accurate||Yes|
|build||Skinny||height||5’3″ – 5’5″|
|hair color||Blonde||breast cup||DD|
|hair type||Some curls||breast implants||Yes|
|hair length||Shoulder length||breast appearance||Super nice|
|piercings||Belly button||tattoos||A few|
|massage||VIP only||massage quality|
|cum in mouth||
|two girl action||
|will bring second provider||
|more than one guy at a time||
|full, no-rush session||
|multiple pops allowed||
|allow film or picture||
Wow. Jackpot. (Rimming’s and option?)
Lady’s an escort. But here’s the best part. She’s stretched the truth a bit. If you look back at her bio she says that she’s 26 years old. Based on those professionally done photos she could pull it off.
But the lady in the tanning booth does not look 26 years old. The date of birth she wrote on her consent form to tan today?
April 30th, 1977!!!!
That hooker turned 40 this year!
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