If you were asked to name hell raising rockers Rod Stewart probably does not come in anywhere near the top of your list. However, although he has spent the majority of his career eye-banging your mother from his album covers, during his heyday he was up to his finely feathered hair in a hardcore cocaine addiction. However, unlike his fellow rock stars, Rod Stewart chose to shove his cocaine straight up his asshole.
In order to protect his nose from the harmful effects of snorting cocaine, Stewart and his pal Ronnie Wood would regularly buy anti-cold capsules and replace the medicine inside with a snifter of cocaine, then cram the capsules up their million-dollar buttholes and fucking party.
That means, at any given moment, the singer of “You’re In My Heart,” “Maggie May,” and “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” was dancing around with a Sudafed capsule full of cocaine rapidly dissolving in his ass.
I love you, Rod Stewart. I will tell a tale in 2018 that will involve you and will curl your hair!
Rod Stewart: “Can’t wait Eric, But really don’t give a shite!”
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Haha well that puts things into perspective 😀
Protect the voice and the nose!
Can you get high by shoving drugs up your butt hole? I’ve never heard that one before….
I’ve heard of chardonnay enema, but I don’t know. Anything in your butt that’s drugs or booze is super dangerous. You liver needs to process that out!
It doesn’t make sense if you but liquid up your but it goes to the colon and it will come back out. I did an enema and the most the water stayed in the colon was 15 minutes before it came back out and I was fasting. If I wasn’t fasting the water came back out right away….
Alcohol should only be processed through the liver…
Here you go. We use the rectal route when we can’t use the other routes.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/6126289/
Thanks
I guess we learn something new everyday…
That we do!
Your sure do have a way with words “eye-banging” your mother!!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Look up his album covers. That’s a real thing!