So she and JR breakup and it’s a bitter mess. Bitch JR immediately starts posting pics of himself with another girl, which is just a knee jerk reaction to loss and revenge to your ex.
Kita gets an Instagram message from loser Steve, (Who is sadly from the same neighborhood as loser JR and they all know each other. You can see the jealously shit storm coming) and she starts seeing Steve.
Steve is an aloof motor head that has zero experience with women so this whole rebound is basically a steel ball bouncing off a bumper in a pinball machine and deflecting off to something else. (Cool thing is… I’m “Extra Ball” AND “Free Game!”)
I’m just the big old lion catching some shade during this whole party. I assess the situation and listen to poor Kita during her sad plight. I’m there for her. I listen and offer advice that’s of real value. I have to repeat it to her several times because baby just doesn’t understand men.
The entire time this is happening as this poor girl struggles with the rudders of love, I ply her with delicious, trail mix, (which she loves!), crackers, granola bars, bananas, and free special tanning lotions.
I take her out to dinner. It’s exquisite. She loves it. You’ve already read about it. I took her out to a really nice xmas lunch and she adored that too.
So let’s sum up…
Met her and had desire but no idea of anything. Just an adorable object of pure phicklephily, waitress desire. Get to know her. Great conversation. (All me) Advice. More snacks. (Baby loves snacks. I used to ply ex GF Michelle with fruit and snacks!) Pepper spray to protect baby. Special snacks. Dinner. Special tanning lotion. Xmas lunch.
So here we are. Kita’s had young love infatuation and loss. No sex. JR for 3 years a basic joke but got her little V card punched. Done. then rebound into moody loser, Steve.
I love irony. I’ve done stand up comedy in New York, Stockton State College, and the Laff House in Philly. I’ve been funny my whole life. I’ve suffered so much, that’s how comics deal with their loss and tragedy. They laugh at it.
That’s the only tools we have to deal with our tortured pain and suffering at the hands of others.
That’s a real thing that shapes who we are and makes us who we are, and it’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s how the meek heal.
But there are several elements in play here. The irony here is quite obvious.
Lovely Kita is desperate to have love in her life. That’s completely normal. To love and be love is a fundamental need in humans. She felt that she had love for awhile with JR. That failed. Love fails more than it succeeds. That’s why it’s so elusive, rare and wonderful. She rebounds off JR in searing pain and falls into the arms of wrong guy/neighbor of JR, Steve. JR sees this on social media and pushes forward quickly with his rebound whoever chick he’s currently seen in his instagram pics “having an amazing time.” Kita goes into a tizzy and tries to make it work like I did with insane Kylie after Annabelle and it’s never a match.
But there is a monument standing before this pretty young thing. Unfortunately, she can’t see it.
It’s a gentleman.
He’s embraced her. He’s listened to her. He’s taken the time to learn about her. To spend hours with her. Teach her. Guide her. Care for her.
Listen to her for hours.
Given her delicious snacks she loves. Taken her out to dinner. Give her minty gum. Spend hours helping her with her life challenges. Learning about her. Really getting to know her. Buying her pepper spray to protect herself. More delicious snacks! Taking her out to a nice lunch at an upscale restaurant.
She’s so sweet and beautiful to me. I love Kita. I have no idea where this is going. I’ve never experienced anything like this before. I feel like we’re on the edge of something. But the odd things is… Kita will be gone for a month and I’ll get a break from writing about her.
I have to say this…. (Here’s the purpose of this post)
The snacks, the talk, the gifts and the dates. I’ve built the model of what it should like to date this pretty sweet girl. That’s what i’m good at. Kita doesn’t see it but I’m going to play this out to see where it goes. I’m showing this little fool what dating should look like!
I’m showing you Kita what a courtship looks like.
This is what romance and life look like.
I’m painting the picture for you and you don’t even see it. I see it as a challenge. I may not win. But at my age I just enjoy your company. A sweet 21 year old girl with a 55 year old man that you continue to spend time with. I’m really enjoying my time with you. I have a girlfriend that adores me, and several other women that I spend time with. I love to be alone, but I can always pull the talent for any event I want.
Kita, you’re a special project for me. You can’t see it but I’m grooming you to be mine. I can’t help it. It’s just something I do. But I do love you in this moment.
When things are fresh and new.
I’m a simple man that’s happy now with my simple life. It almost seems odd to me that so many butterflies get caught in the net of my fatal charm.
I hope my ex-grifriends don’t read this and think less of me.
Kita’ll be in Florida for a month….
I’m going to miss her.
I hope she texts me.
if nothing goes wrong I’m going to hire her to work at the salon.
I hope I can write something about my girlfriend Cherie soon instead of this little doll.
I’ve been writing this blog for two years…. I appreciate those that have hung in for the Philly part of all of my stories, but sometimes I think the Phickle will be my undoing.
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