So the last few Mondays Amelia and I have been getting killed at the salon and finding repose at Square 1682 pounding drinks. Roman’s on point, plying us with whiskey and chardonnay for a $5.50 check. (See: Roman – Rock n’ Roll Bartender)
He’s always tipped handsomely to match his face. It’s the perfect place for me to drink.
Amelia loves it, because it gives us a night to decompress and get free drinks. I’m happy that for the first time I can hang with my staff.
We’re hanging at the bar and doing our thing, but some older woman starts to talk to Amelia.
This blonde is middle aged and puffy, and waiting to meet her friends upstairs at the hotel. They’re clearly not coming down to meet her and she,s about to attach herself to Amelia.
She’s plowing four fingers of Crown Club in a rock glass.
She somehow inserts herself into our conversation like any lonely drunk.
She attacks Amelia with all of her tales of wind sailing and her activities and kids. It’s like an awful Tinder profile come to life.
I feel for my comrade who’s being very nice because she’s awesome.
This Michelin man in a dress is awful. She’s going on about how she hates young women who are in shape. (Amelia) How she hates how men don’t understand her or how we can lose weight faster than women.
It’s an awful insertion, and the poor lonely middle-aged woman doesn’t know she’s invaded my time with my friend and coworker. I sit quietly and think this is the thing that destroyed her marriage
This is why she’s alone, but I still feel sad for her, as annoying as she is stealing my time with Amelia.
Amelia in the meantime has created a story with this woman that she is my daughter and that I’m her dad.
I find this out about half way between the exchange.
I love exotic fiction and role playing, and admire my coworker for coming up with a creative situation.
Eileen is a cute child. But Amelia is an elegant friend. I understand clearly from 40 years of being in corporate life, but I feel so close to Amelia.
Not the older man preying upon the young girl.
Nothing like that.
I work with her everyday. I look forward to seeing her when Monday arrives. Amelia has a certain magic that radiates her from her every day.
We reveal everything that’s going with us with our romantic lives and it’s just easy and automatic.
It always feels safe, and there’s no judgement. I know Amelia and admire who she is and I feel safe in who I am with her.
I never expected this.
I never expected that it would feel this much fun!
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