50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People

Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can’t even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up.

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

From Ben Dover to Richard Johnson, and every name in between, some parents just didn’t have enough forethought when they were choosing baby names, or they really didn’t care that their kid was going to get bullied constantly. But either way, its the parents’ fault. But if you thought these were bad, you should see how some of these people named their cats.

 

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    funny name - News - Mister Love SEX OFFENDER ARRESTED CHARGED WITH FAILING TO REPORT WLWT.COM

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    funny name - Text - REED COLLEGE Portland, Oregon 97202-819 3203 SE Woodstock Blvd. Sirius Bonner Assistant Dean & Assistant Director of Multicultural Recruitment E OF SION

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9 thoughts on “50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People”

    1. Ha ha ha! Like when I was in junior high and the substitute teacher would pass around the attendance sheet. We would write names like…Harry P. Ness, Randy Peters, Ben Dover, I.P. Nightly, and who can forget… Mike Hunt!!! Lol🤣

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