3 Zodiac Signs With The Funniest Dating App Bios, So Swipe & Smile

Though dating can be emotionally draining, sometimes, you’ve just got to giggle about it. Of course, if you’ve recently matched with a Libra, Sagittarius, or Gemini — aka, one of the zodiac signs with the funniest dating app bios — you may be literally rolling on the floor laughing on you read through their profile.

Whether you list the types of connections you’re looking for or share about your interests, your dating app bio can give prospective matches (and potential IRL boos) a little taste of who you are. Whether you write a silly one-liner about your job or a detailed story about why your parents named you what they did, there are plenty of ways to pepper in a little joke or personal anecdote as your peruse your page. Of course, no matter your sign, your online dating profile is your space to express who you are. If you’re not trying to be super funny on the apps, you never need to feel pressure to make a joke or be anyone but your amazing self.

Still, if you just swiped right on the funniest dating app bio, like, ever, chances are your new match may be one of these three signs.

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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)

Social Libra knows exactly what to say to win over a crowd. Though they prefer to meet in person or hang in big crowds, they’re no stranger to falling love on the internet. When it comes to the apps, these scales are likely to wow their matches with witty one-liners and totally relatable jokes in their bios. Likely the “class clowns” when they were growing up, Libra isn’t afraid to poke fun at themselves or go to the extremes to get a laugh. Libra loves making other people giggle and feel good, and they’ll be happy to use their dating as bio as the perfect way to make someone’s day.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

Don’t be fooled by their wandering souls — Sagittarius loves to sit down for a while and tell a good story. When it comes to crafting the perfect dating app bio, they’ll feel no shame in typing out something totally niche and detailed, including all sorts of jokes and personal anecdotes. Sag could write a story about walking down the street to get a coffee, and it would sound like a standup bit from your favorite comedian. Their adventurous spirit makes life feel out of the ordinary, and they have a way of recounting their tales and describing themselves that will leave you literally laughing out loud.

Gemini (May 21–June 20)

The sign of honesty and communication, it’s no wonder that the twins can whip out funny dating app bios faster than beauty influencers whip out their signature palettes. (Tea?) Quick-witted and smart, this air sign has a way with words that will leave their matches howling laughing through the phone. Geminis are able to laugh at themselves and enjoy encouraging those around them to do the same. Likely to flirt by teasing, their dating app bio is probably observational and totally hilarious. Even when they’re looking for love, these twins don’t take anything too seriously and will have no problem throwing caution to the wind and filling their bio with tons of jokes.

 

 

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6 Traits Of Immensely Attractive People

What makes us immensely attractive? Well, it depends on who’s asking.

Let’s face it, like it or not, the law of attraction has this spot on for many of us – we don’t really attract what we want, but we attract what we ARE.

Sometimes it’s pretty hard to put in words what makes someone attractive.

Usually, it’s a combination of many things that include looks, logic, intellect, personality and many more. More often than not one factor is not enough when it comes to attraction. Imagine this, you meet this amazingly looking young lady or gentleman with a hot body, but with the mindset of a child, and I don’t mean it in a good, cheeky way. Face it, even if you’re in just for the sex, it will probably become boring sooner than later if there is no emotional or intellectual connection.

Some of us are crazy about unavailable people, others like kind people, angry people, crazy people, funny people, serious people,

So yeah, we are all different and therefore we find different things appealing. Yet, there are some basic things that most of us find immensely attractive.

Below I’ve listed 6 of them.

1. Sense Of Humor

Good sense of humor is immensely attractive. End of discussion. 

There are even volumes of research that proves this, some of which you can read here. Sometimes life gets tough and we have to deal with all sorts of difficulties, but having someone who can easily make us laugh and forget our troubles is a real treasure.

Sense of humor is also connected to good cognitive fitness, creativity, high intelligence and ability to think out of the box, and all of those things are pretty hot.

2. Self-confidence

Confidence makes you shine in all fields of your life, but when it comes to attraction, it’s the king.
Most of us are insecure about something, but we have to focus on our virtues instead.

But why is self-confidence so attractive?

I’m sure there’s some deep psychological or evolutionary reason for this that dates back to the Stone Age, but there’s also a social factor. Imagine someone who is extremely confident(but not cocky!), genuinely happy, secure in themselves…someone who got their shit together and they know it damn, well, wouldn’t you want to be around them? It makes people wonder what’s the deal with that fascinating and confident person and they want to discover more. Self-confidence also makes you more approachable and easier to talk to, which breaks the ice when meeting new people.

3. Kindness

Who wants to be around mean or rude people? Imagine going on a date with someone who kicks puppies or is rude to the waiter, would that make you feel good? Doubt that, unless you’re totally messed up. There’s something heart-warming when watching someone perform an act of kindness to a total stranger.

Kindness towards others and oneself is something that is really attractive to most people. And don’t worry, it doesn’t make you seem weak, just the opposite – it’s a sign of immense emotional strength.

4. Passion

As the popular internet meme says, “People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes”. Passion is immensely attractive. It shows that the person in front of you is enthusiastic and has a strong will and a purpose in their life.

Your passion defines you and puts you on a pedestal, it makes you shine. Even better, if you have the self-confidence to express your passion without giving a damn what the others think, makes you a real rockstar in the eyes of most people.

This reminds me of the story of how Elon Musk hooked up with his children’s mother – he talked to her about…electric cars! They weren’t so popular back then, but imagine sitting in a bar, talking to someone like Elon about his passion…so electrifying!

5. Being open-minded

Ignorant people are immensely attractive…not!

Open-mindedness is linked to optimism and ability to solve problems and make better decisions. Open-minded people don’t rush to any particular judgment too quickly, which helps them make more informed decisions. It also prevents you from jumping to conclusions without knowing the full story, which could lead to huge limitations in all fields of life. Being open-minded gives you more opportunities, which helps you have a growth mindset rather than a fixed mindset. All of that makes you a better person to be around, therefore – a more attractive one.

6. They make others feel important

Immensely attractive people know that every person is important and can make the world better.
They listen to the person in front of them carefully without interruptions and show a genuine interested in them. They also notice things about other people. They make a note of something they said or did well and point it out. Wouldn’t you be attracted to someone who makes you feel really special?

 

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Kita – Chapter 55 – Appearance – Part 2

She stumbled before the lion and sadly I took her down.

This salon job groomed me for my current position at the restaurant in Rittenhouse. I realize I had to do this job to transition to where I am now.

It’s so good, but let me get to that in a minute.

All of the wonderful young people who I’ve had the honor to work with has been amazing.

No more do I get up at 6 in the morning to go sit in a cubicle to work for a bunch of loser assholes. No more do I go to 3 meetings a week to waste my time and not be out selling. No more do I have to look for a better job on LinkedIn which is an absolute waste of time and is just a corporate Facebook. No more of any of that. I simply go to work, bring the charm and the sales management ability and go home.

Done.

Do I work more hours? Fuck yea, but I like what I do now. Great salary, free food and TIPS! I’m amazed!

I love it!

As much fun as I’ve had here at the salon. If I could find a way to get the fuck out of here forever, I would. (And I will, but for now it’s $200 in easy money.)

I made that in tips at the restaurant today so I’m not long for the salon.

It’s weird that the whole tanning salon mantra is going through my mind right now. But it is what it is. This is happening, and I want it to end. I had high hopes, it went nowhere, kind of like where Achilles is going, but I can no longer ride that dead-end with him as he collects money in a dying industry.

Amelia says she hates everyone that comes in here. Tanning is for a certain crowd and you know what? They’re all shitty people for the most part. I get the whole… I don’t want to be whiter than my wedding dress, and I’m going to Mexico, and I don’t want to burn to a crisp, but the regular tanners… fuck you.

You’re all losers.

They think Eileen is coming back this year. Ha! I’ve been in touch with her and I’m trying to get her a better job at Square 1682!

It’s over, and I’m just here transitioning and collecting my $200 a month because I have nothing better to do on a Sunday.

All of this is running through my head instead of the thing that should be there.

 

I had sex with Kita on two occasions at this very site.

 

She’s 22 years old.

WTF? How did this happen?

I know how this happened.

You have a naive young girl who’s obsessed with tanning. (Addiction and body issues) I work at a tanning salon. I’m nice and a dad. I listen and offer advice. I’m good at getting back to her on an ongoing basis to help her after a barrage of texts about a foolish boy she’s seeing. I give her gifts. I give her pepper spray to protect herself. I give her snacks. I take her out to a nice dinner. I take her to lunch. I show her how a boy should treat a girl.

Every boy in her life is a fail. Her dad is unavailable. Why did he even adopt these two Asian girls???

 

I’m patient and present.

I’m of course attracted to her based on my history.

I’m good to her.

She stumbled before the lion and sadly I took her down.

 

The buzzer goes off for sunbed 3, and I know Kita is finished her session.

 

Kita comes out and approaches the counter.

She smiles.

I smile.

“I’ve missed you, Charles.”

“I’ve missed you too, Kita.”

“Charles can we set up a date somewhere we can catch up and talk?”

“Of course. I’ll text you and we’ll coordinate our schedule to make that happen.”

“Thanks so much. We have a lot to discuss.”

“Really?”

“No. All good. Text me.”

“Okay dear. We’ll work it out.

“Good. I look forward to that.

She smiles and turns. I watch her pad out of the salon like a kitten. I quietly walk to the hallway and watch her as she goes down the stairs.

Those lovely legs.

I’m happy that Kita’s returned to me. My heart sings. I’m so happy to see her.

I’m also thinking about a bunch of her shitty life drama, but we’ll have to get to the hard cold, fact that we had sex.

Oh, and I will ease myself into that conversation…

I need to set up a little date to catch up.

God, she’s beautiful.

 

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