We leave the salon, and I make sure that Eileen is on the inside when we walk down the street. Girls on the inside. (always guys) We only need to travel two blocks but to my little neophyte she’s clueless. No worries. Eileen starts to complain but then sees Rita’s water Ice and that pacifies her for the moment.
I have to be honest here, I’m really proud of my staff this year. I’ve really enjoyed our tine together, but I really have enjoyed our social time together.
We get in line at Rita’s. It takes forever. But not really.
I’m just happy to be with Eileen.
She’s so beautiful and in this moment everything is so easy.
It’s just two people from different worlds from different ages but share the same experience and it just works.
We’re just two people that are exhausted from the same shit and we need a bit of repose.
Rita’s was the perfect idea. Eileen hates her roommates, and would rather be out that be home.
Eileen orders an enormous gelato with lemon water ice and vanilla ice cream. I’m astounded that this little girl could consume so much dessert, but youth is indestructible.
Whatever baby wants.
I order a small Oreo cookies and cream.
Eileen warns me that it will not be good but I just want a taste. I’m just happy to be with her.
Hers comes out and it looks huge and amazing
“Can you get us a table inside?”
I only say this so she’ll go settle and I’ll get to pay for her again. I like paying for her. I know she must realize what’s happening. Eileen is always s gracious and always thanks me for everything I do for her.
I’m happy to reward good employees. I’ve always been that way. That’s just good business.
But to be honest, when it comes to Eileen, I just really like taking care of her. I’m so grateful that she’s come to work at the salon and has been so amazing, If she ever needs a referral I’m on board.
I know I’ve said it before, but we really have been been blessed this year.
My Oreo slush in a small cup and it looks like a pile of mud and kind of sucks but I actually like it. I like it, because the salon’s air conditioning is broken, and it’s hot and gross, but I’m happy where I am now.
I’m sitting in a quiet space with a lovely 18-year-old girl that I adore sharing water ice in Philly.
If anybody reading this goes dirty, that’s on you because it was a lovely moment with my employee.
I’m telling her stories from my childhood about how we used to go sledding on snow days, and all of the accidents we used to have.
Eileen is fascinated by these harrowing tales, and is giggling while she chokes on her gelato.
I tell her I used to always tell funny stories at the dinner table with my mom and sisters and they would all lose their shit.
I love sharing these old stories with Eileen. She giggles and at some point of my many stories, literally loses her shit and cracks up and giggles uncontrollably.
Being the comedian I am, I love when I can really tickle someone and bring them joy,
My sisters get this.
My father always said I had a quick wit, but never saw the value in it.
“I’m sorry if Thomas (her boyfriend back in Missouri) has been worked up about us hanging out, but it’s just job shit. I like to reward my staff when their good.”
“He can kiss my ass. It’ll be fine.”
“The last thing I want is to cause problems in your life, dear.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
“He’s just mad about you taking me out on all of these dates and is worried for my safety.”
“What? I’m a dad and just hanging with my staff.”
“I told him, he needs to settle down. We’re fine, and I work with you and we have developed a relationship and it’s good.”
“I love that Eileen said that she and I have a relationship and that her boyfriend is afraid of me from 2000 miles away. I don’t want to shake another dude up, but it’s fun to know that my pimp arm is still so strong.
Thomas has nothing to worry about. I adore Eileen as an employee. As a professional, I would never move on her.
Especially with young people.
It’ll be fine.
Baby seals will hit the water, and Great Whites will swim.
I’m starting to see a pattern here with Eileen.
I pay for everything with her.
I want her to be my Sugar baby in my mind, and she’s playing the role beautifully.
Do I mention it?
I brought her a bag of snacks the other day and today a rice crispy treat, It’s small, but steady and sweet. I think she knows I appreciate her beauty and her hard work.
It’s obvious I have feelings for her. She’s so young, I have to be respectful.
But for some reason i think it may be turning. I love that she always thanks me for everything I do for her.
I like that.
But lately i am feeling like she’s my sugar baby.
I love that.
What if I want to make that happen?
I think Eileen already is my sugar baby!
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