Why Being Single Is Always Great

Decidedly, why is everyone trying to get in a relationship? An absurd idea when you consider all the advantages of not having a guy .

Here are many good reasons that will not make you regret for a single second your single status:

1. You do not have to stuff your funny people anymore

On weekends, it’s done to take time for you, not to mess with people who do not interest you.

2. You decide alone of your holiday destination

No, no need to make concessions. If you want to go get some pills in Ibiza, nothing stops you, and who knows who you’ll meet?

3. You break the routine

Ok, you come home in the evening and there is no one waiting for you, but then?

This leaves you all the options open: why not invite the guy to the gym that throws you small glances?

Or go out for a drink with your friends? You are free as the air, take consciousness!

4. No more need to suffer his ceaseless eyes (when he mate other girls what)

Yes! All The same. But when you are not in a relationship, these masculine behaviors really go over your head and that’s good!

Good to know: According to lifehack, one in five men would have hit someone in the street while he was staring at a woman. Even better, one in ten men would have taken a street light while being distracted by a woman! #grosloser

5. You don’t have to care about problems

Dealing with problems like your partner’s emotional unavailability and lack of intimacy will not upset you.

6. Goodbye snoring!

OMG, it feels good when calm settles back in the room! In addition, you have your bed for yourself, just perfect!

7. You do not have to worry about digging into your things

To make an offense in someone’s private life is sacrilege!

Some people think they are all allowed. But all that is over, no need to be on the alert while you take your shower, nobody will search your stuff. And if so, call the police, it’s a burglar!

8. Setting fishing is no longer a problem

Come on, be honest, how many of you just can not go on a big commission to his darling? Because you think he’s embarrassed him?

9. You don’t have to share your food with someone

No, but is he serious there? My food is MY food, you had only to order my dish if you wanted it!

10. You find time for your friends and for you

It must be recognized, being in a relationship takes time and money!

You can reconnect with friends who have moved away from you or take care of you as they should.

 

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The 21 Best Times To Be Single

Clear your calendars, people.

Hey, are you crying right now because you’re single? Stop it! Stop it right now. Also, can you throw the mountain of tissues on your bed in the trash? They’re grossing me out. Anyway, listen, sweetie *wipes hair from your face and pulls chin up*, you may feel like no one understands, but I do. This is why you must pay very close attention to what I’m about to tell you.

Being single is actually the best.

Sure it doesn’t always feel like you’re the lucky recipient of the elusive and delicious onion ring in your order of fries, but singledom affords you many — so many — things that being coupled up doesn’t, specifically at these 21 times.

1. When there’s one fry left and you don’t have to give it to your partner only to secretly hope they choke on it as payback for taking the last stick of potato-y goodness

2. When you’re watching a movie and don’t have to rewind 300 times because your S.O. won’t STFU about what just happened, causing you to you miss what’s happening now

3. When you never have to decide between doing what you want and what they want

4. When you get to save a fuckton of money you would’ve spent on gifts for them

5. When you don’t have to try to impress their parents

6. When you don’t have to hang out with their dweeby friends

7. When you can fart all over the place and not worry about the repercussions

8. When you don’t have to smell their farts

9. When you don’t have to participate in a stupid couple’s Halloween costume (I work alone on the 31st.)

10. When you go out and flirt with as many strangers as you can possibly handle

11. Any time on the clock that ends in 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6, 7, 8, or 9

12. When you want to be a hermit, turn your phone off, watch TV, and pretend no one but you exist

13. When your leg hair gets so long that it’s soft and no one can complain about it

14. When you want to be gross without anyone else seeing (are showers really that necessary when you just lay in bed all day?)

15. Winter

16. Spring

17. Summer

18. Fall

19. National Pizza with the Works Except for Anchovies Day (11/5, FYI) or any national food holiday, for that matter

20. When you want to starfish the f*ck out of your bed without kicking someone else in the ribs

21. Literally always

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